Doesn’t matter if you like girls,

Or Captital D-I-C-K.
Cuz I got something to say about it
And it goes something like this

I’m hear to tell the young and old
About self love and dignity

The best way

To love oneself –
Jerk off to a DVD

So go ahead and

Express Yourself
While you watch some dirty flicks

It doesn’t matter

If you like guys
Or wack off to chicks with dicks

I get so ho—orny

Every single day
But I just jack away
To some porn that’s gay

And for my brothers who

Like the cooch and boobs
Just watch porn that’s straight
N play with your prostate!

No there ain’t no other way

Baby watch porn if you’re gay
Watch porn if you’re gay
If you happen to be straight
Rub one out and you’ll feel great
Watch that video
And stroke your taint!

Here’s the facts

Watch sexual acts (2X)

Here’s the facts, watch sexual acts
If you like muffs or hairy cracks
White, black, bareback, girl on girl
Work it til you see those pearls

Choke that chicken til you’re through
While you watch porn on Xtube.
Freeze it, pause that video
Betty Davis, spanked it, too.

You won’t get hair on your palms
From dropping gooey spooge bombs
Spank that monkey sane
Pop your cork like champagne

Don’t matter, it’s alright

If you’re hermaphrodite
Send out a twee t
I’m gonna beat my meat

I get so ho—orny

Every single day
But I just jack away
To some porn that’s gay

And for my brothers who

Like the cooch and boobs
Just watch porn that’s straight
N play with your prostate

No there ain’t no other way

Baby watch porn if you’re gay
Watch porn if you’re gay
If you happen to be straight
Rub one out and you’ll feel great
Watch that video
And stroke your taint!

And remember, gay, straight, bi,
lesbian, transgender, unik, hermaphrodite…VOGUE!